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  • #81
    Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

    Originally posted by disneyfan07 View Post
    If a police officer arrests a comedian, is it acceptable to issue that comedian the warning of "you arent going to pull anything funny on me right?"

    -------george carlin
    Actually, that isn't the way the joke goes at all.

    Police officer: "What are you, some kind of comedian?"
    Carlin: Well, actually...yes."
    "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"
    - Satchel Paige

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    • #82
      Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

      MC ir smart. :love:
      "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx

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      • #83
        Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

        Originally posted by Motorboat Cruiser View Post
        Actually, that isn't the way the joke goes at all.

        Police officer: "What are you, some kind of comedian?"
        Carlin: Well, actually...yes."
        hey mc thanks. I remembered how the joke went, just didnt remember the exact wording.

        gotta admit: its a great one you know?

        actually heres another one concerning a police officer arresting a mime

        police officer"you have the right to remain si------oh never mind"
        Last edited by disneyfan07; 03-29-2007, 11:22 PM.

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        • #84
          Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

          Originally posted by frecky View Post
          MC ir smart.
          You need to save the :love: for me.

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          • #85
            Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

            thats okay rob, we would never forget you.

            uh....who are you??? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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            • #86
              Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

              deleted.
              Last edited by disneyfan07; 04-09-2007, 09:49 PM.

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              • #87
                Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

                Originally posted by GrouchyRob View Post
                You need to save the :love: for me.
                Just you darling.
                "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx

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                • #88
                  Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

                  Originally posted by frecky View Post
                  Just you darling.
                  I loves me some frecky in the morning!

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                  • #89
                    Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

                    Just in the morning? You jerk!
                    "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx

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                    • #90
                      Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

                      Originally posted by frecky View Post
                      Just in the morning? You jerk!
                      If you didn't make me book so many weeks in advance, it may be a different story.

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                      • #91
                        Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

                        Im a busy lady, what do you want me to do?
                        "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx

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                        • #92
                          Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

                          Originally posted by frecky View Post
                          Im a busy lady, what do you want me to do?
                          Oh, you know what I want you to do. I've been a bad, bad boy.

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                          • #93
                            Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

                            Originally posted by GrouchyRob View Post
                            Oh, you know what I want you to do. I've been a bad, bad boy.
                            Cool. Im out of carrots though. Can you stop by the store and get some?
                            "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx

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                            • #94
                              Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

                              Originally posted by frecky View Post
                              Cool. Im out of carrots though. Can you stop by the store and get some?
                              Let's go for the cucumbers, they can be peeled and eaten after.

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                              • #95
                                Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

                                Originally posted by GrouchyRob View Post
                                Let's go for the cucumbers, they can be peeled and eaten after.
                                Sounds good. I mean, its all up to you and what you can handle anyway.
                                "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx

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                                • #96
                                  Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

                                  Originally posted by frecky View Post
                                  Sounds good. I mean, its all up to you and what you can handle anyway.
                                  Don't worry about that, both hands are fully functional.

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                                  • #97
                                    Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

                                    Just making sure.
                                    "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx

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                                    • #98
                                      Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

                                      now, now you two behave!!

                                      :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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                                      • #99
                                        Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

                                        Originally posted by disneyfan07 View Post
                                        now, now you two behave!!

                                        :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
                                        Impossible.
                                        "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx

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                                        • Re: miscelaneous fun stuff

                                          Originally posted by frecky View Post
                                          Impossible.
                                          Inconceivable!

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