miscelaneous fun stuff

[Motorboat Cruiser]

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If a police officer arrests a comedian, is it acceptable to issue that comedian the warning of "you arent going to pull anything funny on me right?"

-------george carlin

Actually, that isn't the way the joke goes at all.

Police officer: "What are you, some kind of comedian?"
Carlin: Well, actually...yes."

[frecky]

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MC ir smart. :love:

[disneyfan07]

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Actually, that isn't the way the joke goes at all.

Police officer: "What are you, some kind of comedian?"
Carlin: Well, actually...yes."

hey mc thanks. I remembered how the joke went, just didnt remember the exact wording.

gotta admit: its a great one you know?

actually heres another one concerning a police officer arresting a mime

police officer"you have the right to remain si------oh never mind"

[GrouchyRob]

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MC ir smart.

You need to save the :love: for me.

[disneyfan07]

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thats okay rob, we would never forget you.

uh....who are you??? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[disneyfan07]

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deleted.

[frecky]

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You need to save the :love: for me.

Just you darling.

[GrouchyRob]

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Just you darling.

I loves me some frecky in the morning!

[frecky]

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Just in the morning? You jerk!

[GrouchyRob]

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Just in the morning? You jerk!

If you didn't make me book so many weeks in advance, it may be a different story.

[frecky]

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Im a busy lady, what do you want me to do?

[GrouchyRob]

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Im a busy lady, what do you want me to do?

Oh, you know what I want you to do. I've been a bad, bad boy.

[frecky]

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Oh, you know what I want you to do. I've been a bad, bad boy.

Cool. Im out of carrots though. Can you stop by the store and get some?

[GrouchyRob]

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Cool. Im out of carrots though. Can you stop by the store and get some?

Let's go for the cucumbers, they can be peeled and eaten after.

[frecky]

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Let's go for the cucumbers, they can be peeled and eaten after.

Sounds good. I mean, its all up to you and what you can handle anyway.

[GrouchyRob]

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Sounds good. I mean, its all up to you and what you can handle anyway.

Don't worry about that, both hands are fully functional.

[frecky]

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Just making sure.

[disneyfan07]

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now, now you two behave!!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[frecky]

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now, now you two behave!!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Impossible.

[GrouchyRob]

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Impossible.

Inconceivable!