TinkerBell does shrooms, and Donald Duck has a DUI!

[Darkbeer]

http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050203/NEWS10/502030407/1011

State seals records of Disney 'criminals'

Donald Duck isn't really a highway menace; he's just part of a computer test.

Tinker Bell has a problem with hallucinogenic mushrooms, and Donald Duck is a drunken driver.

But you'd never know any of that from looking at Iowa's official database of computerized court records - at least not anymore.

Iowa court administrators added felony charges against Bell and Duck to the state's computers last week to test new software. But when a Des Moines Register reporter asked questions, the cases were removed from public view before you could say "Disney lawyer."

Charges for Bell and Duck were electronically sealed along with other cases featuring two of Polk County's most overbooked criminals - Santa Claus (burglary, drugs and domestic abuse, among other charges) and Peter Pan (robbery, assault and indecent exposure).

Santa Claus also has two outstanding warrants - one entered in the computer system by "Grinch" and the other by "Judge Scrooge" - for "failure to appear @ my house."

[Darkbeer]

Talking about indecent exposure...

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

YIKES!!!!!

[Darkbeer]

And of course, the Muppets are also in trouble...

http://www.glossynews.com/artman/publish/muppet-felony-charges-1123.shtml

Muppets Indicted on Felony Charges

[PirateMunkee]

Talking about indecent exposure...

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

YIKES!!!!!

I saw this dude on some show (I forgot if it was Ripley's or another show on Obsessions). I told my wife I wanted to see Michael Jackson (Another wanna be Peter Pan) and this clown on Celebrity Boxing. My wife said it would be more like Celebrity Bitch Slapping.

[Monorail Man]

I saw this dude on some show (I forgot if it was Ripley's or another show on Obsessions).

He was on Late Night with Conan O'Brien about 4 months ago.

[jsmith157]

He was on Late Night with Conan O'Brien about 4 months ago.

What was he there for? Were their kids in the audience? I can see this guy sitting on the other side of the elementary school fence with a sack of candy.

Seriously though, why do the really freaky ones always have something to do with Peter Pan? You don't ever see them pattern themselves after Dumbo or something else similar. And then they all try to justify themselves with religion. Crazy stuff.

[BigDaddyKyle]

I guess it is them just wanting to "stay young" Peter Pan has that youthful side of him that will always be there!!!! That guy is one of the craziest looking people I have ever seen!!!!!

[Pirate Wench]

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[Doodle Duck]

How'd ya like to run into this in a dark alley...

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_grl.htm

[Whatever]

UNCOOL. I just ate.

[MiceMan]

OH MY GOD! They shouldn't let people like that make websites! EEEEWWW! .... I wonder what would drive someone to do that? Would it be a bad childhood or what? Does anybody have a psychology degree that could clear this up for me? I mean, I guess people deserve their opinion because that is their right ... but what would drive someone to that?

[circleVision]

Drugs maybe?

[Alchimedes]

How'd ya like to run into this in a dark alley...

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_grl.htm

gag ... Dryheave!!!

[TheOtherVillainess]

Aiee..my eyes my eyes!

[AuroraRose]

what's funny is people seem to actually email him and ask him to make and wear certain outfits they'd like to see.

[Momzilla59]

Talking about indecent exposure...

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

YIKES!!!!!

Yikes indeed - read on, he's looking for his Tinkerbell! He Does say that he's looking for a girl but...*shudder*...
Man those eyes and the way he holds his head for each photo....it's beyond creeeeepy.
My friends, we merely Love Disney. THIS Man is Obsessed!

[xfkirsten]

LMAO!!! The Peter Pan guy!! He cracks me up. I give him mad props, though, for doing what makes him happy, regardless of what people think of him.