Davy Crockett Canoes

[Chief Leaky War Canoe]

If you can do your part and paddle the whole way, go for it, if only to check off every Disney attraction. The downside of the otherwise pleasant canoe ride is that there are always guests who stop paddling (or pretend to paddle, you're not fooling anyone), which results in more work for everyone and lots of yelling from the cast member. If you think you're going to stop paddling for prolonged periods of time, probably don't go on it it, but otherwise height and weight shouldn't make a big difference.

The canoes is one of those rides you only need to go on once to know you never want to go on again, unless everyone else in your canoe is on the UCLA rowing team. Get on there with a much of uncoordinated spastic people, and you will doing all the work, while they keep splashing you with water as they fail to lift their paddles out of the water for the next stroke.

I always find it amazing how many people are incapable of some of the most simple tasks. And to think, most of these people are allowed to drive cars; the same ones who have never used a paddle or oar.

[Mr Wiggins]

I always find it amazing how many people are incapable of some of the most simple tasks. And to think, most of these people are allowed to drive cars; the same ones who have never used a paddle or oar.

I find it amazing that someone would not only mock people for being clumsy canoe-paddlers, but also equate incompetence in handling a paddle with incompetence in driving a car.