I did have to enjoy your thoughts about the year of a million dreams when you called it, the year of really good customer service and I agree that making peoples dreams come true is what Disney should be doing every day, not just during a promotion.
I was also wondering about the view from the castle windows.
I was impressed with the decor and amenities. Unlike the ugly Mickey Suite at Disneyland, I would really love to win a night in that castle suite!
One line forced me to report you to HUAC and Senator McCarthy:
"I found it kind of odd that they had installed a killer whirlpool bath, a handicapped accessible shower, a toilet/throne the size of a Buick and yet, no bidet."
Son, you ain't from 'round these parts, are ya? Well maybe Mr. Fancy France needs a fountain to clean his rump, but good ol' Russian TP leftover from the USSR works for this 'Merican.
Please write more articles! Your article was based around a subject matter I vaguely cared about but I had no choice but to finish the read in its entirety. I enjoyed your double-fisting and cartmen jokes extensively, excellent writing, really top-notch.
Great article, it was lots of fun reading too. I also happen to think you're "spot on" in your last paragraph. Disney should be doing this kind of stuff year-round, it's just good business with very little cost or overhead involved and yields free publicity and has a great return.