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  • Scarlet Johansson Injured during Lap Dance

    http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf...0dance_1003770

    JOHANSSON INJURED DURING LAP DANCE

    Also see:
    SCARLETT JOHANSSON
    LOST IN TRANSLATION
    SCARLETT JOHANSSON was mortified when she went to a strip club to celebrate her birthday on a whim, and received an aggressive lap dance. The LOST IN TRANSLATION star was celebrating her 21st birthday and her brother convinced her it would be fun to go to a strip club. She explains, "When I turned 20 I had a birthday at Disneyland, but this year my brother wanted to go to a strip club so we went there instead. "So we got there and somebody ordered me a lap dance. At first I was like, 'No, no, no and then I was like, 'OK, I will.' "I never know what to say. I sort of say things like 'Are you in school?' and 'Is Candy your real name?' I had a very strange experience. "I had this very tall girl, she was Amazonian. She was like this tall really, really skinny girl and quite manic and strange. "She was kind of gyrating into me. She was so thin her pelvic or hipbone or some kind of bone bruised me. "She was being all sexy and there's areas that bruise easily! It was horrible."
    27/07/2006 20:02
    Last edited by Dustysage; 07-31-2006, 07:12 AM.

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    Re: Scarlet Johansson Injured during Lap Dance

    *In Jerry Seinfield voice*

    Well, that's a shame.
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      Re: Scarlet Johansson Injured during Lap Dance

      I thought she got HURT hurt... that wasn't even interesting.

      Going back to sleep now :sleep:

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        Re: Scarlet Johansson Injured during Lap Dance

        I thought you were going to report she had a head injury from some crazy pole dance.....THAT would be interesting.



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          Re: Scarlet Johansson Injured during Lap Dance

          I can't wait until People Magazine gets a hold on this story! :lol:
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            Re: Scarlet Johansson Injured during Lap Dance

            I want to know how you go from Disneyland to a Strip Bar in one year?

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              Re: Scarlet Johansson Injured during Lap Dance

              It's all about the strip clubs!

              To live would be an awfully big adventure.

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                Re: Scarlet Johansson Injured during Lap Dance

                Originally posted by dahlia
                I want to know how you go from Disneyland to a Strip Bar in one year?
                I caught that, too! :lol: "Last year we went to Disneyland, so I guess that just leaves strip clubs on my list for places to have a birthday party!"

                She bugs me anyway, though. Gag.
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                  Re: Scarlet Johansson Injured during Lap Dance

                  Originally posted by dahlia
                  I want to know how you go from Disneyland to a Strip Bar in one year?
                  I know APers who've done it in 20 minutes.

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                    Re: Scarlet Johansson Injured during Lap Dance

                    That poor stripper.
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                      Re: Scarlet Johansson Injured during Lap Dance

                      Originally posted by pixie chick
                      I caught that, too! :lol: "Last year we went to Disneyland, so I guess that just leaves strip clubs on my list for places to have a birthday party!"

                      She bugs me anyway, though. Gag.
                      Well, gosh -- I guess we all know what Lindsay Lohan is going to be doing for her birthday next year then!

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                        Re: Scarlet Johansson Injured during Lap Dance

                        Originally posted by Frogberto
                        Well, gosh -- I guess we all know what Lindsay Lohan is going to be doing for her birthday next year then!
                        )I was thinking the same thing!

                        Well, you know Scarlet is going back to Disneyland for number 22 after this!

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                          Re: Scarlet Johansson Injured during Lap Dance

                          Originally posted by Frogberto
                          Well, gosh -- I guess we all know what Lindsay Lohan is going to be doing for her birthday next year then!
                          Stripping? Most likely. You go with your strengths, and her's certainly aren't acting.
                          :evil:

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                            Re: Scarlet Johansson Injured during Lap Dance

                            Originally posted by Frogberto
                            Well, gosh -- I guess we all know what Lindsay Lohan is going to be doing for her birthday next year then!
                            I dunno. Do they allow strippers in rehab?
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                              Re: Scarlet Johansson Injured during Lap Dance

                              Originally posted by Jazzman
                              Stripping? Most likely. You go with your strengths, and her's certainly aren't acting.
                              :evil:
                              Meh, she lost many of her most "valuable assets" after that whole bulimia incident...

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