Worst Movies Ever Made!!!

[Fishbulb]

So what are the worst movies ever made you guys think?


My Ten worst films of ALL TIME in no order
10. Manos: The Hands of Fate
9. Battlefield Earth
8. Friday the 13th V: A New Beginning
7. Howard the Duck
6. Jaws 4: The Revenge
5. Red Zone Cuba
4. Plan 9 from Outer Space
3. Grease 2
2. The Apple
1. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Notice how many colons ther are in the list? Rule of thumb - Anything with a colon must stink!

[Tui]

XXX 2, Do I even have to explain?

Four Feathers, just plain awful, boring as moby concert

[figment1986]

envy
Pluto Nash

[Momzilla59]

Sphere
Christine
The Hobbit (animated version)

special award for totally screwing up a perfectly good trio of movies while having the most incredible special effects goes to
Star Wars 1 & 2

I want to look forwards to Ep 3 but mesa scareded. :devil:

[Tech_Disney]

Manos: The Hands of Fate is by far the worst movie ever made.

[PeaJay18]

My Ten worst films of ALL TIME in no order
10. Manos: The Hands of Fate
9. Battlefield Earth
8. Friday the 13th V: A New Beginning
7. Howard the Duck
6. Jaws 4: The Revenge
5. Red Zone Cuba
4. Plan 9 from Outer Space
3. Grease 2
2. The Apple
1. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Many of these films I could watch just for the so-bad-it's-good factor.

Jaws 4: The shark following the plane to the Bahamas and Sir Michael Caine slumming it hard - hilarious!
Plan 9 - you can't help but laugh nearly all the way through.
Friday the 13th V- I love the fat kid getting axed, but the best thing is that some paramedic has all the survival powers of Jason!

A bad film for me is something boring and uninvolving, or one that ruins the previous films in the series (Grease 2 is awful, and Trek V is bad!)
Although you would probably go insane if you tried to watch all ten of these movies in one sitting.

special award for totally screwing up a perfectly good trio of movies while having the most incredible special effects goes to
Star Wars 1 & 2

How about an award for totally screwing up a great first film while having the most incredible special effects - step forward the Matrix sequels!

[Alchimedes]

Kung Pow, Enter the Fist

Ice Pirates

[Mousey Girl]

Night of 1000 Corpses

[Socapex]

"Manos: The Hands of Fate" is amazingly bad. Worst film I have ever seen, besides anything featuring the live acting and comedic ability (or shall I say, disability?) of Tim Allen.

[EpTxGuy]

The Pirate Movie with Kristy McNichol.

[FigmentJedi]

AI is one of the worst movies out there to me.

[CrazyDreamer]

The Hobbit (animated version)

This and the animated Lord of the Rings get my votes. They're hillariously bad.... I watch them every now and then when I need a good laugh.

[Fishbulb]

Many of these films I could watch just for the so-bad-it's-good factor.

Friday the 13th V- I love the fat kid getting axed, but the best thing is that some paramedic has all the survival powers of Jason!

A bad film for me is something boring and uninvolving, or one that ruins the previous films in the series (Grease 2 is awful, and Trek V is bad!)

You are 100% correct. It's hard to make a list like this because some of these movies transcend mere badness and become something totally new, something unintentionally brilliantly wrong. Other films that are so bad they are unwatchable. The latter category is alot more populated and many of these films are lost (with very good reason).

But honestly? Friday V is probably my favorite bad movie of all time. Aside from what you've already mentioned, we have a story that is is trying to be original but falling flat on it's butt. We have the best hero of all time "Reckless Reggie" a 10 year old black kid who is the only one in the movie that has the smarts to BOLT and leave the stupid grown ups behind when Jason pops up here and there. Then we have the unforgetable, misguided scene that has a Maud/Goth teen girl Pop locking to break dance music with her headphones on as Jason sneeks up from behind. A masterpiece.

[TinkPink]

I don't think this deserves worst movie of all time, but my husband and I just watched Closer and it SUCKED!! People raved about this movie and we thought it as AWFUL!!!

[Retlaw Yensid]

what about...
Master of Disguise
Mr. Nanny
Stop! Or my mom will shoot.
The Avengers
LXG

[captveg]

Usually three types of movies appear on these lists:

1) Movies that are truly terrible in every respect (Manos: Hands of Fate)
2) Movies that actually do have an interesting idea but awful execution (Star Trek V)
3) Movies that aren't actually terrible, but rather terribly disappointing (The Phantom Menace)

So, in reality, there are WAY worse movies out there than Star Wars 1,2 and Matrix 2,3, but these films are at the top of the list for most disappointing films of all time. To me, that's a different list (and none of those were as disappointing to me as they were to the general audiences).

Anyway, some truly awful, awful movies in nearly every respect are:

Manos: Hands of Fate
Batman and Robin
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
The Return of Jafar
Alien: Resurrection
The Avengers
Cabin Boy
Casino Royale
Drop Dead Fred
Here on Earth
Impostor
Jury Duty
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
The Organization
The Pallbearer
The Perfect Storm
Robin Hood (1973)
The Shadow
The Skulls
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
Teen Wolf Too
They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
Topaz
Weekend at Bernie's
Armageddon

The Star Wars Prequels and the Matrix Sequels mop the floor with these films.

[xfkirsten]

I gotta agree with everyone who's said "Manos: The Hands of Fate." That was the first one that came to mind for me!

/still wants a copy of that creepy painting for her apartment

[Captain Zissou]

You Got Served, Torque, Biker Boyz, Soul Plane...the list goes on forever

[Tom Chaney]

Casino Royale is sooooo bad that it's actually quite wonderful! :lol:

[Soulquarian]

OPEN WATER! What a freakin' crappy movie... Ugh I can't even BEGIN to talk about how bad it is...

Napoleon Dynamite. You either love it or hate it... I hate it.