Favorite Disney Movie Quotes

[DivaPrincess]

Ok, we all have them - let's share!

A few of mine & My Family's -

"What's the matter with these scissors?" from Hercules

"Is something supposed to happen?" from Mary Poppins

Every time we make tuna sandwiches, my daughter screams "It's FISH!" from Lilo & Stitch

There are more, but my brain doesn't work today.

[mamabot]

Anything and everything from Emperor's New Groove.

"Do we have a lobster door? No, we have a DOG door." Nani to Lilo when they are at the animal shleter.

There are a lot more. Believe it or not, my Disney muggle husband quotes the movies more than I do. (Does this mean there is still hope?)

[Rainfully]

Here's some:

"Pudge controls the weather" ~ Lilo & Stitch

"Wow, there's a big surprise. I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die from that surprise" ~ Aladdin

"Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs... Hey, I can dream can't I?" ~ Toy Story

[figment1986]

"Hey.. you threw out my groove... I'm sorry you threw off the emporers groove.... Sorrryyyyyyy...." Emoprers New Groove....

[mistyisjafo]

Not Necessarily A Movie....

"We're goin in" - a very effiminate Michael Jackson as the hero & savior in Captain EO. Till this day that makes me laugh.

[migitmouse88]

i have a different disney quote at the bottom of my messages everyday!

[Gemini Cricket]

"You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it." ~ Jiminy Cricket from 'Pinocchio'

"Ecstatic." ~ Jafar from 'Aladdin'.

"He is quite a catch isn't he." ~ Ursula about Prince Eric in 'The Little Mermaid'.

"Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?!" ~ Yzma from 'TENG'. (Or as mamabot said pretty much all of them...)

"If it's not boroque, don't fix it." ~ Cogsworth from 'B&B'.

"Boy, have you got your lions crossed." ~ Timon from 'The Lion King'.

"They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity." ~ Mr. Incredible from 'The Incredibles'.

[Pacha]

Anything and everything from Emperor's New Groove.

There are soooo many good one liners from that movie! I hope Kronk's New Groove is as funny as TENG.

From TENG:
"*GASP* My spinach puffs!"

"Back! Elbow! Shoulder!"

"Ooo yeah, look at me and my bad self!"

"What?! A llama?! He's supposed to be dead!"
"Yeah. Weird."

From Beauty and the Beast:
"You look..."
"Stoopid"

[Gemini Cricket]

"Are you talking to that squirrel?"

[migitmouse88]

"squeak squeak squeaum"

[Cousin Orville]

Top 5 quotes..

"We have no guests aboard the Nautilus, Mr. Land"- 20k.
"What does an actor want with a conscience anyway" - Jiminy Cricket
"She turned a sad town into a glad town"- Pollyanna
"I remember seeing a ship like that..when i was very young"- father, Peter Pan.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooo"- Herbie the love bug's sad horn when he is about to commit suicide on the bridge.

[Disney Dude]

My favorite of all time!! :lol:

"A sea Monkey has my money," Dory - Finding Nemo

[mamabot]

"Mimi blah blah mimi mi blah blah" - school of fish mimicking Marlin in Finding Nemo

"Cheese me no likey" - Kuzco, TENG

"Mishna ari kreeshna" - Stitch, Lilo & Stitch

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiii!" - Stitch, Lilo & Stitch

"He used to be a collie before he got runned over." - Lilo & Stitch

[merlinjones]

"When you look for the bad in mankind expecting to find it, you surely will." - - Pollyanna

"You know if he told you 200 times to be glad and rejoice, he must have meant it." - - Pollyanna

"When the world is truly ready for a new and better life, all these things will one day come to pass, in God's good time." - - Captain Nemo, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

"Never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint." George Banks, Mary Poppins

"Enough is as good as a feast." - - Mary Poppins

"You can't run away from your troubles, there ain't no place that far." Uncle Remus, Song of the South

"Don't go sticking your foot someplace it's got no business being in the first place." - - Uncle Remus

"But these tales don't harm nobody. And if they don't do no good, how come they last so long?" - - Uncle Remus

"What does an actor want with a conscience anyway?" - - Jiminy Cricket

"Oh, honey, don't mess with the big girls, you'll be in way over your head." - - Vicki, The Parent Trap!

"Here's the tuppence, father. Does that make everything alright?" - - Jane Banks, Mary Poppins

"You know, I have the strangest feeling I've seen that ship before... a long time ago... when I was very young." - - George Darling, Peter Pan

"For such an intelligent man, you've an awful lot to learn." - - Housekeeper, Thomasina

"Man is in the forest." - - Bambi's Mother

[SusieP.]

"Let me guess, there's a giant waterfall coming up."
"Mmhmm."
"Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
"Most likely."
"Bring it on."

I love that movie! We use "cheese no me likey" all the time, more than we should, I'm sure. My son is also fond of yelling "boo-yah!"

"You can speak whale? I wish I could speak whale."

[Retlaw Yensid]

Oh poppycock. Female bandits?- Prince John (Robin Hood)
No fried foods? How d'you keep your health?- Charlie (Bedknobs and Broomsticks)
Also cute and fluffy!- Stitch (Lilo & Stitch)
Quackarooney!- Louie (DuckTales: The Movie)
Oh no, now I feel really bad, bad Llama- Kuzko (The Emperor's New Groove)

[Disneyphile]

Two of my faves are from Genie:

"He CAN be taught!"

and

"Let's make some magic!"

[Xharryb]

I've never been able to look at a camel without saying "Watch out, they spit!" (Aladin)

And of course anytime anyone mentions thinking, "a dangerous passtime" (B&B)

[Cuzco-topia]

Yeah, I'm a llama again!...Wait... ~ENG

[Aladdin]

Elizabeth, it would have never worked between you and me ~ Capt Jack Sparrow