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    When I saw the title of this news article, I just about died laughing.


    How To Fight Monkeys



    What should you do if you're surrounded by angry macaques?

    By Michelle Tsai
    Posted Monday, Oct. 22, 2007, at 6:59 PM ET

    The deputy mayor of New Delhi, India, fell off his balcony and died Sunday after being attacked by monkeys, his family members say. The city has around 10,000 monkeys, some of which have taken to roaming through government buildings as they steal food and rip apart documents. What should you do if monkeys are picking on you?

    It's like Mom said about muggers: Just give 'em what they want. When monkeys get aggressive, it's usually because they think you have something to eatcloser proximity to humans, and that causes conflict.


    Aggressive city monkeys will give you lots of warnings before an actual fight breaks out. First, the animals will look at you in the eyes, open their mouths, and bare their teeth. Rhesus macaques, the aggressive monkeys that cause a lot of the trouble in Delhi, will then warn you with a grunt. Next, they might fake a lunge toward you; this often causes a victim to lose his balance. If you're still withholding food, they'll grab at your knees and legs, and put their mouths on you so that you can feel their teeth. Finally, if you still won't cooperate, they'll sink their canines into you. The study in Bali found that most macaque bites don't break the skin, but a wound could allow transmission of herpes B, which can be fatal to humans. Baboons, which sometimes attack humans in Africa, are much more dangerous: They're bigger and less predictable, and they're armed with 3-inch-long canines. Last year, a South African man's forearms were ripped to the bone, and doctors dug out a baboon tooth during surgery.

    What if you can't or won't appease the monkeys with food? You can try to chase them off by shaking a stick at them, but they might get violent if cornered. If they don't budge, bop 'em on the head; visitors to temples in India sometimes carry a stick for just this reason. Primatologists will sometimes send a macaque warning signal called the open-mouth threat.
    Basically, form an "O" with your mouth, lean toward them with your body and head, and raise your eyebrows. Female victims might seek protection in a group of men, since monkeys are somewhat afraid of males. But whatever you do, don't freak out; those who scream, wave their arms, and run away are only going to make the macaques even more aggressive.

    Despite all the monkey business, Delhi has refused to cull the macaques, which are sacred because of the Hindu reverence for Hanuman, the monkey god. Instead, the government has relocated some of the troublemakers and even brought in langurs, a mellower but larger monkey, to scare off the smaller macaques.
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    Re: Something everyone in America needs to know

    :clap:

    Forewarned is forearmed, you know. :lol:
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    • #3
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      Good to know!
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      • #4
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        But I love monkeys!

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        • #5
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          Maybe so, but monkey love is a dangerous thing. Never turn your back on 'em.

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          • #6
            Re: Something everyone in America needs to know

            The More you Know...

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by CaptainTeach View Post
              Maybe so, but monkey love is a dangerous thing. Never turn your back on 'em.
              But I'd rather hang out with real monkeys then Dick Cheney.

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              • #8
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                Imagine if they had strollers. <shudder>

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by TikiRoomLiz View Post
                  But I'd rather hang out with real monkeys then Dick Cheney.
                  But Dick never takes monkeys hunting with him, and I think that is a darn shame.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Something everyone in America needs to know

                    Originally posted by CaptainTeach View Post
                    But Dick never takes monkeys hunting with him, and I think that is a darn shame.
                    Just old men who don't contribute enough to the Republican coffers.
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                    • #11
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                      I had no idea that monkeys were so political. Must be part of the prehensile tail-wing conspiracy.

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                      • #12
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                        I like the turn this thread is taking. So ... is flinging poop a democratic or republican trait?

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by TikiRoomLiz View Post
                          I like the turn this thread is taking. So ... is flinging poop a democratic or republican trait?

                          There is plenty of BS flung on both sides.

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                          • #14
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                            I like Robin Williams take on this.. Politicians and Diapers should be changed regularly for just the same reasons.
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                            Growing up is however, optional

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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by OogieBoogie View Post
                              I like Robin Williams take on this.. Politicians and Diapers should be changed regularly for just the same reasons.
                              You stole that from MotorboatCruiser.
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                              • #16
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                                I like the turn this thread is taking. So ... is flinging poop a democratic or republican trait?
                                Not sure. I have seen it fly both ways.

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                                • #17
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                                  Originally posted by Wren View Post
                                  You stole that from MotorboatCruiser.
                                  :lmao:

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                                  • #18
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                                    Monkey's are strange creatures. Those ones in The Wizard of Oz
                                    still creep me out. Even my own monkey from Build a Bear must
                                    be treated the same way as those in New Dehli. My monkey even
                                    insists on wearing a Pirate Pixie outfit! I bet he's part monkey from
                                    The Wizard of Oz ~ with that green Outfit and wings!

                                    Just look below!!!!
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                                    • #19
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                                      So wait, why was this something everone in America needs to know? I'm in America and I only see monkeys in cages when I pay money to. Unless you mean South America. I'm pretty sure they have wild monkeys there.

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                                      • #20
                                        Re: Something everyone in America needs to know

                                        But,I love the Flying Monkey's from Wizard of Oz.

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