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  • Yo Mamma!

    Just like the show. Show your greatest Style accasionally a yo mamma show down now and then.

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    Yo Mamma so fat that when she jumped in the Ocean the whales started singing We are Family........... Even Though Your Fatter Than Me!

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    Yo mamma's so fat that when she passed by the tv you were watching, you missed three episodes!

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    • #3
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      Lol i love this show!

      Yo mamma's so fat, god said let there be light and she had to move!

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      • #4
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        Yo momma's so stupid that she thought Boys II Men was a day care center!

        Get it? Boys II Men that one band? And "boys to men"? hehe.

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        • #5
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          lol i dont get it. Im slow!

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          • #6
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            All very good. let me post a couple.

            Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger cam out of George Washington's nose!

            Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway!

            Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world!

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            • #7
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              Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

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              • #8
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                Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

                Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

                Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

                Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

                Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

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                • #9
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                  yo momma so stupid that when she got locked in a food market she starved to death!!
                  well; haven't been on here in forever!

                  miss you guys! (:

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                  • #10
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                    Yo mamma so fat when she stood on a scale it said to be continued...
                    Yo Mamma so skinny they put her picture on the side of the drivers license.
                    Yo Mamma so Fat when she go to KFC she lick other ppl fingers.
                    Yo mamma so poor when i went in her house and stepped on a fag butt she said who turned off the heater?

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                    • #11
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                      Bumpity!!

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                      • #12
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                        Alright party poopers - rings bell - Challenge time to respond goes into the challenge

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                        • #13
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                          ALRIGHT i will play

                          yo mamma so stupid i was walking down the sidewalk she was yelling at her mail i was like whatcha doin? and she said leaving a voice mail

                          yo mamma so stupid she returned a donut becasue it had a whole in it

                          yo mamma so stupid she returned a puzzle because it was broken

                          yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

                          yo maam so ugly her reflection quit

                          yo mamma so ugly the only time someone whistles at her is before the train comes

                          :lmao:


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                          • #14
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                            ok heres one!

                            yo mammas so old shes got an autographeed bible

                            yo mamas so fat she got baptized at Seaworld

                            well that was to

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                            • #15
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                              Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

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