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  • VMKPrincess
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    Yo Mamma is so short she models for throphies!!!

    ....ooooooooooh burn!!

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  • Divacatlover
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    Originally posted by Vmk_Addict View Post
    Just like the show. Show your greatest Style accasionally a yo mamma show down now and then.

    Joke #1

    Yo Mamma so fat that when she jumped in the Ocean the whales started singing We are Family........... Even Though Your Fatter Than Me!
    Yo Mamma so fat, when she fell on the side walk, even the side walk was cracking up

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  • dance_is_life
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    Yo momma's so stupid she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind
    Yo momma's so stupid she trips over cordless phones
    Yo momma's so dumb she sold her car for gas money
    Yo momma's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
    Yo momma's so stupid when it said ' Education ' on her application she put ' Hooked On Phonics '
    Yo momma's so dumb when she watches the three stooges she takes Notes!!

    Yo momma eats my DUST! LOL Rofl!!!!

    OK OK that was an outburst of yo momma jokes i'm not gonna post anymore rofl...
    if you're still doing the showdown, gl
    Last edited by dance_is_life; 11-21-2006, 08:22 PM.

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  • dance_is_life
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    Here's some ' fat and old ' ones... there's more where that came from ;D

    Yo momma's so fat she fell down one day...i tried not to laugh but the ground was cracking up!
    Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince!
    Yo momma's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
    Yo momma's so fat she had to buy two plane tickets on her flight.
    Yo momma's so big she was swimming in the ocean and Spain claimed her as the new world.
    Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
    Yo momma's so heavy when she steps on a scale it reads "one at a time, please!!"

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  • KrazyMagic
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    i dont enjoy yo mamma jokes. if your battling each other using words, talk about each other- not your mom....
    oh and everytime someone i hate says a lame yo mamma joke to me- i just say i don't have a mamma. and then they start pledding for my forgiveness, and then they meet my mom....



    heres one:
    Yo mamma is so pretty, she is on the cover of every Parents magazine.

    see? that was a nice one

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  • zeppelindude
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    i didn't read the whole thread yet so don't get mad at me if someone has said it...

    Yo mamma so supid when on her job application it said "don't write below this line" she put "ok"

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  • FallOut
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    Yo Mamma so ugly, a McDonalds Employee thought her face was her butt!

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  • SuperHeroByte
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    Yo Momma's Face So ugly, ppl looked at her face and then her butt and said "hey look, twins!"

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  • Vmk_Addict
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    Yea same lol

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  • WDWGirl
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    Originally posted by Vmk_Addict View Post
    No but of course no won showed.....
    I dont think this showdown is gonna work..

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  • Vmk_Addict
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    No but of course no won showed.....

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  • WDWGirl
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    Hey guys! so sorry - i forgot ALL ABOUT THIS!
    apparently u did too.. lol

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  • Vmk_Addict
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    I know but no my score is still winner arg!!!

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  • Lady_Ivory_Rocks
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    Where did it go? Someone beat your score...

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  • Lady_Ivory_Rocks
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    Nice...

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  • Vmk_Addict
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    Wait I won the gaem why don't I have a trophy I want my trophie!!!!

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  • Vmk_Addict
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    No lol sorry but look at my trophie!!!

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  • WDWGirl
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    Originally posted by Vmk_Addict View Post
    Yo yo yo sorry for being a little late but ready to start!!!
    start? like.. start the showdown?
    its not time, is it?

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  • Vmk_Addict
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    Yo yo yo sorry for being a little late but ready to start!!!

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  • Vmk_Addict
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    Hey guys!! Today is the day!! So around three we'll all be meeting should we make a seperate thread and get this closed or use this one?

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