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  • Official Unofficial MCV Jokes Thread

    Few rules:
    1. Keep is appropriate.
    2. Try not to bring up religion or politics.
    3. More once I think of them.

    I'll start. It's not really a joke, but oh well.

    I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself !

    Phobias (These actually are real believe it or not):
    Androphobia- Fear of men.
    Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
    Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.
    Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
    Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
    Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
    Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
    Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
    Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
    Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
    Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.
    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
    Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish.
    Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
    Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law.
    Symmetrophobia- Fear of symmetry.
    Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
    Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
    Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
    Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.

    Last edited by dubeskin; 10-29-2006, 01:49 PM.

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    Re: Official Unofficial MCV Jokes Thread

    *Cough*My idea*Cough*

    Last edited by HarvestMoonRocks; 10-29-2006, 08:07 PM.


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