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  • Need Some Burns, Dises, or Crashes I Got Them!!!

    here we go!!! :

    -would you like some ice for that burn
    -bring out the jelly 'cause you got toasted!
    -where are the lays cause you got baked!
    -they call me butter cause im on a roll! wat!?
    -did i ask you to take my temperature? then
    why are you all up in my butt?!
    -i didnt no you were a dentist... oh wait you
    arent, so then why are you all up in my grill?
    -dont be jealous of my hot tater-tots!
    -bring out the butter cause you got creamed!
    -bring out the salad cause someone got tossed!
    -is that bacon sizzling... oh no wait, thats you!!
    -who's your daddy, thank God its not me!
    - have you stared in your own talk show? Didn't
    think so, so shut up!

    have any others??? well then post them!!
    - pinkyourprincess!!!

  • #2
    Re: Need Some Burns, Dises, or Crashes I Got Them!!!

    hahaha, those are pretty funny.

    ermm.. i have one

    " is it January? cause that was cold! "

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    • #3
      Re: Need Some Burns, Dises, or Crashes I Got Them!!!

      Rofl. Wow. Are these supposed to be used in real life? If yes, I swear, i'd be the joke of my school. No offence. Those are just CHEESY. x]

      My friend got mocked so bad for saying
      "Would you like ice for that burn?" and if I say all those.. oh boy.

      The only one I MIGHT say.. would be
      "-who's your daddy, thank God its not me!"
      *Made By Allie.

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      • #4
        Re: Need Some Burns, Dises, or Crashes I Got Them!!!

        The one about baked could mean something else. But thats just in my mind. Hehh.
        :love:

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        • #5
          Re: Need Some Burns, Dises, or Crashes I Got Them!!!

          Originally posted by pinkCHICLETT View Post
          The one about baked could mean something else. But thats just in my mind. Hehh.
          :ceek: Pink! ROfl!!

          Bionic Village Babe of the RCMC
          "Wisdom is knowing what you don't know" - Socrates

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          • #6
            Re: Need Some Burns, Dises, or Crashes I Got Them!!!

            Hhahahha leave me alone. So many people I hang out with are like that. You know?
            :love:

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            • #7
              Re: Need Some Burns, Dises, or Crashes I Got Them!!!

              Originally posted by pinkCHICLETT View Post
              Hhahahha leave me alone. So many people I hang out with are like that. You know?
              Sadly, yes i know Rofl i am in the same situation :cwink:

              Bionic Village Babe of the RCMC
              "Wisdom is knowing what you don't know" - Socrates

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              • #8
                Re: Need Some Burns, Dises, or Crashes I Got Them!!!

                I'm not saying anything more than that. Haha. & im not saying if i have ever done that or not. But cute little burns btw
                :love:

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                • #9
                  Re: Need Some Burns, Dises, or Crashes I Got Them!!!

                  Need some Coke with that roast!?

                  i use that one all the time as a joke )
                  formally known as:
                  SkateboardP

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                  • #10
                    Re: Need Some Burns, Dises, or Crashes I Got Them!!!

                    Originally posted by pinkCHICLETT View Post
                    I'm not saying anything more than that. Haha. & im not saying if i have ever done that or not. But cute little burns btw
                    haha Lol i have NEVER and will never :cgrin:
                    Yes very nice burns, although it's unlikely people will actually use these for anything other than a joke or two :cwink:

                    Originally posted by whitapino View Post
                    Need some Coke with that roast!?

                    i use that one all the time as a joke )
                    LOL Nice Whitapino i like it :cwink:

                    Bionic Village Babe of the RCMC
                    "Wisdom is knowing what you don't know" - Socrates

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                    • #11
                      Re: Need Some Burns, Dises, or Crashes I Got Them!!!

                      Here are some I've heard, not just in class though

                      - Just like butter - you're on a roll!
                      - Don't let your mind wander - it's far to small to be out on it's own
                      - Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice

                      But no one in class really uses stuff like this, cause basically if someone gets dissed, EVERYONE hears it, and then it's just like "oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh" or "burn" so yea - word - LOL

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                      • #12
                        Re: Need Some Burns, Dises, or Crashes I Got Them!!!

                        Originally posted by pinkCHICLETT View Post
                        Hhahahha leave me alone. So many people I hang out with are like that. You know?
                        Originally posted by <3WillTurner View Post
                        :ceek: Pink! ROfl!!
                        :ceek: :lol: Some of my friends are like that too.

                        I`ve known these 'dises' since 3rd grade though. No offence but I myself would die laughing if anyone ever said one of those. I myself, would never say them. But they`re cute.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Need Some Burns, Dises, or Crashes I Got Them!!!

                          Originally posted by skateprincesariel View Post
                          :ceek: :lol: Some of my friends are like that too.

                          I`ve known these 'dises' since 3rd grade though. No offence but I myself would die laughing if anyone ever said one of those. I myself, would never say them. But they`re cute.
                          Rofl yep.

                          haha Lol me too i would probably rupture something from laughing so hard.. they're just so cheesy *ahem* sorry.. corny :cwink:

                          Bionic Village Babe of the RCMC
                          "Wisdom is knowing what you don't know" - Socrates

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                          • #14
                            Re: Need Some Burns, Dises, or Crashes I Got Them!!!

                            OMG I'd probably explode from laughter if I heard one of those - and like most of the others, I'd never say them myself. But they ARE funny!!! ROFL )

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                            • #15
                              Re: Need Some Burns, Dises, or Crashes I Got Them!!!

                              me and con and our other friend made this one up on our way to fort wilderness at disney world:
                              ONE OF US WOULD SAY: You just got...
                              REST OF US: Burnt Like a COOKIE!!!
                              and we made up two songs, one about this idiot in my old school
                              Jean-luc likes joe's but and he cannot lie. the other brothers cant deny. when he walks inside with the itty bitty waist and the round thing in HER face SHE gets sprung!...
                              and this one about pluto:
                              Im bringing pluto back! Yea! them other planets dont know how to act! kick em to the sun!
                              mercury! go back to pluto!
                              venus! go back to pluto!
                              earth! go back to pluto!
                              mars! go back to pluto!
                              jupiter! go back to pluto!
                              saturn! go back to pluto!
                              uranus! go back to pluto!
                              neptune! go back to...
                              bringing pluto back!...
                              ADD ME.[:


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