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  • [Fun] New, More Honest Names for Disney's Animated Movies

    Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm Syndrome
    The Lion King: Hamlet, With Animals

    9 ‘Honest’ Disney Movies

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    Re: New, More Honest Names for Disney's Animated Movies

    The Black Cauldron: Lord of the Rings knock-off with Ghostbusters score.
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      Re: New, More Honest Names for Disney's Animated Movies

      Originally posted by LordVader View Post
      The Black Cauldron: Lord of the Rings knock-off with Ghostbusters score.

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        Re: New, More Honest Names for Disney's Animated Movies

        Had to do a project on this in high school for my senior portfolio. Was organizing scrapbook pages today and came across it. Here's the list I made back then when I was 17

        Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs - fair young maiden has seven romances simultaneously
        Pinocchio - puppet shows that believes he has the biggest woody proves himself an a**
        Fantasia - a movie only someone higher than a kite could understand
        Dumbo - the bigger the ears the better they fly
        Bambi - orphan deer finds comfort from someone who stinks
        The Three Callaberos - friends of a feather wear sombreros together
        Fun And Fancy Free - fee fi fo fum I smell a rat
        The Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr Toad - you'll never forget this wild ride
        Cinderella - if the shoe fits don't lose it
        Alice In Wonderland - someone must be smoking something round here
        Peter Pan - boy in tights breaks into nursery windows, enough said
        Lady And The Tramp - spaghetti for dogs and other canine cuisine delights
        Sleeping Beauty - my stepmom is a real pr***
        101 Dalmatians - can you spot them all
        The Sword In The Stone - why did you leave your sword there
        The Jungle Book - it's great to be a bear, or be buddies with one
        The Aristocats - what happens when you spoil a cat
        Robin Hood - ending government overspending by giving to those in need
        The Many Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh - because being big is beautiful when your a bear
        The Rescuers - if your life depends on mice your in over your head
        The Fox And The Hound - best friends until you grow up and go your separate ways
        The Black Cauldron - double double boil up some trouble
        Oliver and Company -you should worry, most definitely worry
        The Little Mermaid - yes every guy is thinking the same thing about Ariel
        Beauty and the Beast - the best prince for girls who find chest hair sexy
        Aladdin - don't touch that lamp
        The Lion King - blood doesn't run deeper than water in the lion kingdom
        Pocahontas - making princesses politically correct one princess at a time
        The Hunchback of Notre Dame - even an ugly oddball can be charming
        Hercules - the first prince to win the Mr Universe contest
        Mulan - Cri-kee that dragon never shuts up

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          Re: New, More Honest Names for Disney's Animated Movies

          I don't know, I've always liked Alice as "Alice in Yes She Did Eat A Mushroom Land"
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